Things You're Just Supposed to Know

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about the Haunted Mansion. If you wanna keep up with the big boys, I suggest you check out
first of all the website, Doombuggies.com. After that, the best place to go is Jason Surrell's book,
The Haunted Mansion: From the Magic Kingdom to the Movies (NY: Disney Editions, 2003; 2nd ed. 2009)
and Jeff Baham's The Unauthorized Story of Walt Disney's Haunted Mansion (USA: Theme Park Press, 2014).

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Tuesday, September 9, 2014

On the Web


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I'm reluctant to blog on this topic. It's strictly an Orlando story, and I usually leave WDW history to someone with direct experience of that park, like Foxxy. Not only that, but I have very little to add to what is already known about the subject, and most of what I do have that's new I owe to, well, Foxxy. But the Man in the Web, as he is usually called, is exactly the sort of thing this blog is about. Many of you have probably never heard of him, and for those who have, you may discover that some of what you thought you knew is wrong. At a minimum, it may be convenient to gather into one place all that is currently known about him, plus a wee bit more.


Very Long-Forgotten Indeed

I'm going to call this character "Webster" for short, and "Web" for shorter. Web is a bona fide Mansion mystery, far more obscure than his Disneyland twin, the Hatbox Ghost. Here's the skinny: Webster either was or was not in the WDW Mansion when it opened. If he was, he was quickly removed, leaving behind no photos, and if he was not, he almost was. Sources disagree over whether he was ever seen by guests, or even whether he was installed. Some say he was canceled (or removed) because he was too scary. That description, down to the last detail, could have been applied to the Disneyland Hatbox Ghost prior to 1999. That was when Imagineer Chris Merritt published archived photos of the HBG in The "E" Ticket magazine. Unlike Webster, however, the HBG had never been completely forgotten, since he appeared in the narrative and artwork for souvenir record albums and in prototype photos used by Disney for publicity purposes. Nowadays, we even have film footage proving once and for all that the HBG was in the ride for a brief time. But Webster has never enjoyed any such luck and remains today an enigmatic figure.

Since the WDW Mansion opened in 1971, there have been only two significant discoveries about Webster. First, it was long-rumored that a piece of concept art by X Atencio existed, but the sketch was not published until 2009. You'll find it in the second edition of Jason Surrell's The Haunted Mansion: From the Magic Kingdom to the Movies. Thank you, Jason.


We owe the second discovery to Brandon Champlin, a Mansionologist of standing. While looking through an old WDW maintenance
manual, Champ discovered a reference to Webster in a diagram of the Grand Staircase area (i.e. right after the music room):


Web's figure number and location are on the diagram. He's P(6).


Brandon posted his findings at his now-defunct Ghost Relations Department blog in 2006. It was the first hard evidence that Webster once existed.

Anything else? Not really. There is, unfortunately, some faulty data about Web floating around. There are two quotes from former WDW Butlers that have been widely circulated. The first is from "Shawn Potts":

Long ago, when the Magic Kingdom first opened, there was a man trapped in the spider web to the right of the Doom Buggy path, near the Grand Staircase. However, it was felt that this effect was too scary, which was probably due mostly to the fact that there was a hideous screaming sound that accompanied the effect. The man's figure was stashed under an Omnimover motor in the graveyard and was often used to scare maintenance men. By the way ... scaring each other was a very common pastime for Cast Members at the Haunted Mansion.

The second is from a former Butler who goes by "Robotwolf." On the Doombuggies.com chatboards he claimed that the Man in the Web ...

... did indeed make it to the grounds at WDW, but according to my trainer he was never installed. He was still there when I worked there - circa '86, stashed in one of the concrete pits beneath an Omnimover motor. A neat bit of trivia, to be sure. But I, personally, am glad that he was never used ... wrong type of gag for a Disney attraction.

You may now purge most of this from your memory banks.

First, Shawn IS Robotwolf, so there's only one voice speaking here, not two. Second, Shawn tells me that he is now certain that whatever his trainer showed him, and whatever the trainer thought it was, it wasn't Webster, so kiss that story goodbye. The other details are also "misinformation and conjecture" passed down from trainer to trainee, according to Shawn. He feels that the only real takeaway from his Butler experience (ca 1987) is that the figure was remembered and discussed, and something genuine must have inspired this to begin with. Webster existed, in other words.

To use Shawn's own terms, I think the blood-curdling scream is "misinformation" and the idea that he was removed because he was too scary is "conjecture." There's an old listing of all the audio tracks used at the WDW HM, and according to those who have seen it, this scream is not on it. Also, think of the Ghost Host's monologue during this part of the journey. This is the segment where he's talking about the 999 ghosts and the retirement home and informing you that if you would like to sign up, a "charming ghostess" will be waiting at the end of the tour. Then he starts the spiel about finding it delightfully unlivable here and blah blah. Pray tell, how would blood-curdling screams fit in with that part of the show?

EDIT: As several commentators have pointed out, there ARE screams here in the Tokyo Mansion, so it must be conceded that this piece of information may possibly be correct after all. (They sound to me like some of the tamer COD screams, and they aren't terribly loud. My blood remained uncurdled.) As for "too scary," that sounds like your typical HM hokum. They said the same thing about the Hatbox Ghost, incorrectly. And besides, a more reliable explanation is available, as long as we . . . 


Proceed Gingerly

According to Foxxy, the person most responsible for keeping the memory of Webster alive is Ginger Honetor. She worked at the Studio in Walt's era and was around for the opening of WDW and Epcot, and she was a Maid at the Mansion for over 30 years. It was she who nicknamed the hitchhiking ghosts Phineas, Ezra, and Gus, names that eventually received official sanction. Ginger routinely mentioned the Man in the Web during her walking tours with new employees. 


Walt Disney World opened on October 1, 1971, but all through September there were previews which were open to company employees, executives, and construction crews. Webster apparently was in the HM at that time and therefore was seen by many people, but he may have been removed before opening day and in that case would not have been seen by the general public. According to Ginger, he was taken out at someone's insistence not because he was too scary but because he looked "stupid." Foxxy is of the opinion that this "someone" may well have been Dick Nunis, who was in charge of both Disney parks at the time and who had a reputation for this sort of thing. For example, he ordered the removal of these frogs from the Jungle Cruise ride just because he thought they looked dumb:


Of course, even if someone like Nunis decreed in September that Webster be removed, the actual eviction could still have taken place after opening day. I imagine the maintenance guys were pretty busy during that period. Bottom line: We cannot rule out the possibility that early visitors to the park saw him.

If you were ever in the WDW Mansion before 2007, you've at least seen the "Web" part of "Man in the Web." The Man was removed, but the roughly triangular web in which he had hung was spared. I'm told that usually you could barely see it, so dimly was it lit, but it was there.

Then and Now


Inspirations, Parallels . . . The Usual LF Stuff

The Man in the Web has ample precedent in pop culture. Everyone who has ever seen the film remembers the ending of The Fly (1958).


And here's a nice example from 1952:


Hey, look. There's even a skeleton in the web. It took awhile before I noticed it.

Foxxy points out to me a tableau in the now-extinct Snow White ride at WDW that contains
all of the individual elements of the Webster tableau. The resemblance is stronger, of course,
if we assume that Web had a spider right there with him, but that's something we don't know.


The difference, of course, is that the skeleton is chained up, not trapped in the web. The spider did move downward in this scene, but nothing suggests that he is responsible for the poor sap's demise. That is generally what happens if you're chained up somewhere and then forgotten. Nevertheless, Foxxy could have a point when she says that this Snow White tableau may have made the Webster tableau seem a little redundant, particularly, one supposes, to people like Dick Nunis.


What is Waiting for You Behind the Wall?

There were actually three related tableaux in the original Grand Staircase scene: The Man in the Web on the left, a large web with a giant spider in it on the right, and a second web with a second large spider on the left, past Webster, hidden from view by a wall jutting out between it and Webster, so that this second web was only revealed as you came up to it.


That wall is today cleverly mirrored on one side so as to visually expand the complex of staircases. Before 2007 it was "invisible" (painted flat black). The idea was apparently this: You see the grisly remains of a victim in a web on the left and slowly pass by another such web on your right. Just as you think you're in the clear, you swerve leftward toward yet another web + spider previously unseen, momentarily threatening you with the same fate as poor old Webster.


The second spider web in 2003. Tokyo still has theirs.
Coming out of that speaker below were the kinds of noises spiders make.

This whole area serves as a sort of counterpart to Disneyland's load area. There, the chain of empty
doombuggies descended through a giant spider web (complete with spider) from 1969 until 2000.



Someday, perhaps, someone will come forward with a photo of the Man in the Web, and hopefully it will also settle once and for all whether he was ever seen by the general public. But you know, it won't bother me too much if such evidence never materializes. With the crass commercialization and nauseating overexposure of the Hatbox Ghost that we've seen in recent years, I take comfort in knowing that there is still a genuinely mysterious haunt far back in the mists of Mansion history, an unsolved riddle, a ghost known today only to a few. We have to ask . . . 

Is the Man in the Web the new Hatbox Ghost?